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Goat Man Caption Contest

Submit a caption for the "Goat Man" picture and you could win a copy of Jackson Landers' new book, "Eating Aliens."

By NRA Staff (RSS)

October 17, 2012

10/17/2012
(Illustration by Dimitry Schidlovsky)

When pictures of a man dressed as a goat crawling around a Utah mountainside made headlines in July, the national media had a free-for-all as America began asking, “Who is Goat Man?”

The mystery was short-lived, however, when it was reported to authorities that “Goat Man” is actually a 57-year-old hunter from California who was testing a technique he hoped would put him within bow range of a big billy during the upcoming season. Ingenious!

While getting a goat is no laughing matter, we believe the cartoon above needs a good, clean caption. Think you've got a good one in mind? Good, because it's time for a giveaway.

If you think you have a caption worthy of online publication, submit it using the comment form below. If your entry is selected as the best of the bunch you'll receive a copy of Eating Aliens, a new book from Jackson Landers that details some of the best ways to cook and eat invasive species such as feral hogs and snakehead fish.

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112 Responses to Goat Man Caption Contest

Neil Paulson wrote:
April 18, 2013

It walks like a goat, looks like a goat, Smells like a MAN!

Scott Johnson wrote:
December 21, 2012

Ironically, my ingenious plan to get my goat, ... may get my goat!

Clinton Johnson wrote:
December 19, 2012

My milkshake brings all the boys in town...

James Konen wrote:
December 16, 2012

You looks real cute in them "Camo" jeans!

m.t.shim wrote:
November 21, 2012

Hey! I know Billie Goat and you ain't his brother, Buddy !!

Pat Finnerty wrote:
November 18, 2012

Hope you brought something for a headache!

Jerry Jackson wrote:
November 13, 2012

YOU LOOKING FOR ME?

Mel Kauk wrote:
November 10, 2012

And where do ewe think you are going?

Ken Walker wrote:
November 10, 2012

Ahhhhhh--Mooooo--Mooooo ?

chuck moore wrote:
November 10, 2012

maybe i shouldn't have used so much estrus scent with this.

Robert King wrote:
November 06, 2012

"Hey Baa-a-a-by! Are you in Estrous?"

Amy Drowning wrote:
November 04, 2012

Boy, you just ain't right.

tony strollo wrote:
November 04, 2012

hunter says baaaaa goat says baaaad camo

PM wrote:
November 03, 2012

This goat costume is good, but not as good as the pin cushion costume I'll be wearing once the other bow hunters show up!

PM wrote:
November 03, 2012

I wonder why my wife asked me about the life insurance policy this morning?

Dave Sherman wrote:
November 03, 2012

'hey baby, wanna come HANG out in my den'

John wrote:
November 01, 2012

Hey, bud... you seen Billie around?

John R Martis wrote:
November 01, 2012

This ain't lamb, NO Gyros here!

sherri morris wrote:
November 01, 2012

Oh, so you're Bronco Bamma?

Ed Garcia wrote:
November 01, 2012

Caption Contest: Hi,my name is Billy!

joseph e kish jr wrote:
October 31, 2012

oooho!!! crap

Shirley Weaver wrote:
October 30, 2012

Butt Dad, I'd bet that when you were a Kidd you would do any thing to climb "Big Goat mountain with the big kidds.

ken larsen wrote:
October 30, 2012

"NooooBaaMaa"

Phillip McConnell wrote:
October 29, 2012

(Goat Man)-BAAA! BAAA! Im just a Goat, BAAA! BAAA! I'm just a Goat (Big Goat)- Look here Guys It's here again, who does he think He's fooling, we all know it's you again Sam.

don sears wrote:
October 29, 2012

I want you to know, that the eues all belong to me.

Ron Coffey wrote:
October 29, 2012

Who needs a bow? I got this!

Jim Hooker wrote:
October 28, 2012

Hey, who's the new guy with the funny looking hooves?

Albert wrote:
October 28, 2012

"the ruts not for 2 weeks....right?

JOHN TORNILLO wrote:
October 28, 2012

Why are all those muzzles pointed at Me? This might have been a baaaaaah idea.

Will R wrote:
October 27, 2012

REALLY??? DO YOU THINK WE'RE THAT STUPID????

David Calkins wrote:
October 27, 2012

Oh God no!! What's that one on my left looking at!!

Jess Ram wrote:
October 26, 2012

(smaller/cowardly goat (obama) to bigger goat(Russia) on the hill, with an APPOLOGY) "Like I told you before -just wait until after the election". "Then we'll slaughter the sheep". Goats in the background are Harry Reid, Polosi, etc..

MDbowhunter wrote:
October 26, 2012

I got a bad feeling about this.

John Flor wrote:
October 26, 2012

Look inot my eyes dea; prepare for rough love!

gordon hayden wrote:
October 25, 2012

sorry bud, you got to be fully dressed to join our group.

Dan c. wrote:
October 25, 2012

Are you my daaaaaaaad?

Ted Trout wrote:
October 25, 2012

Uh! Excuse me Sir, Ah,Ah, could you please point the way to Gander Mountain!

Jeff Gorton wrote:
October 25, 2012

Billy Goat Bluff . . .

ocballard wrote:
October 25, 2012

Did I just hear you call me daddy!!!!!?

mike zimmerman wrote:
October 24, 2012

Hi George, Im Billy

Randy Beckman wrote:
October 24, 2012

It's your turn honey.

Jack Burleson wrote:
October 24, 2012

I'm from the government and I am here to help you!

Dennis Saylor wrote:
October 23, 2012

A Hunter's Prowess!

Peg Pickering wrote:
October 23, 2012

Uh, Visine gets the red out!

Brad Berends wrote:
October 23, 2012

You can fool some of the goats some of the time...

Dennis Irvine wrote:
October 23, 2012

Oh goody, now I won't have to go to the prom by myself!

Dennis Irvine wrote:
October 23, 2012

I found your wallet. It says you're an organ donor...

Bill Arnold wrote:
October 23, 2012

I know, your king of the hill. didn.t know there were Rocky Mt. Goats in Utah. OGSB INTERNATIONAL ORDER OF ROCKY MT. GOATS

Danny Ellis wrote:
October 23, 2012

Goatman: So Billy would it be to much to ask if I could stand broadside I mean beside you?

Danny Ellis wrote:
October 23, 2012

Goat man: Hey Billy. I'm Bobby

Billy Paul wrote:
October 23, 2012

i ain't 'fraid of no goats

Edwin Lively wrote:
October 23, 2012

Can't we PLEASE just be friends

Harold Scott wrote:
October 23, 2012

better watch your butt

Ricky Keefer wrote:
October 22, 2012

My girlfriend thinks you are more of a "real man" than I am. Let's rumble!!!

Bill Bridier wrote:
October 22, 2012

We really do evolve into humans! Where do you think the saying "You Old Goat" came from?

HAROLD MAPLES wrote:
October 22, 2012

LET'S NOT BUTT HEADS..LEAVE MY GIRLS ALONE

troy ferguson wrote:
October 22, 2012

Goat hunter bellows while trying too loose his bow.

Chris J. Hermes wrote:
October 22, 2012

"I like Montana and I wanna go baaaaaaaaaack!"

Mike Watts wrote:
October 22, 2012

You Goatah be Kidding Me Little Billy!

Bill Randall wrote:
October 22, 2012

I said what? No, no man! I swear I thought Baa ba baaba meant "Hey George, looking good today"!

Richard Hagerty wrote:
October 22, 2012

Really Billy! Dressing up like a man ain't gona fool no Hunter.

Terry Razor wrote:
October 22, 2012

Hey BAAAAAAABY

Paul Cochet wrote:
October 21, 2012

Don't even think about stopping here, this is my harem!

Brian G wrote:
October 21, 2012

Uh Oh, I feel a headache coming on!

Peter Brito wrote:
October 21, 2012

Hi guys, my name is Barack; I am one of you !!

gary quenzer wrote:
October 21, 2012

Where did you get those boots ?

Bill Cramer wrote:
October 21, 2012

Hey beautiful! Don't think I've seen you around these parts before.

Leona Howard wrote:
October 21, 2012

Get outta my way you old goat!

Tony D wrote:
October 21, 2012

Huh oh, never thought about mating season.

Pete Popieniuck wrote:
October 21, 2012

Joe was never seen again after he got lost on his way to the Montana High Mountain Halloween party.

Pete Popieniuck wrote:
October 21, 2012

"Err, what do you mean best two out of three in head-butting wins?"

Elwin slack wrote:
October 20, 2012

Obama, you still hiding in sheeps clothing? After 4 yrs your daddy now knows your still a pup.

Matt HIX wrote:
October 20, 2012

I'm a lover, not a fighter:)

Jack Kadolph wrote:
October 20, 2012

I think I am about to have a really bad day

Dennis Shilling wrote:
October 20, 2012

Is this the K.O.A. campground?

wayne smith wrote:
October 20, 2012

So nanny, what's your sign!

Jeff Wilson wrote:
October 20, 2012

Dancing with goats or Take it easy Bill, just passing through.

Pamela collins wrote:
October 20, 2012

"Butt out!!!"

A.G. Pinkston wrote:
October 20, 2012

In the spirit of one of my favorite childhood fairy tales, how about the caption...Billy Goat's "Bluff"!

Chet Dow wrote:
October 20, 2012

My buddies were right, wild billy goats do have bad breath!

Hubert Serreyn wrote:
October 20, 2012

Vote for me - you will be safer than US Embassies. I will make gun owners/hunters ENDANGERED SPECIES!

Silvio wrote:
October 20, 2012

I still say "You"re inbred"!

David Redmond wrote:
October 20, 2012

"Billy, look at me, I need a new fur coat, I'm going to shoot you."

David Redmond wrote:
October 20, 2012

"Son, it's church time and you are only have dressed!"

David Redmond wrote:
October 20, 2012

"Your eyes are red, you been drinking 'Mountain Dew' again."

David Redmond wrote:
October 20, 2012

"Do you want a breath mint?"

David Redmond wrote:
October 20, 2012

"UUUH! I'm lost, which way to Salt Lake City?"

Paul Paw wrote:
October 19, 2012

Do you think this fur makes my butt look big?

Paul J. Lewis wrote:
October 19, 2012

I GOT your goat!

L. J. Martin wrote:
October 19, 2012

Don't even think it. I'm a billy too.

Dan Vogelsong wrote:
October 19, 2012

You got some nice teeth boy!

Tom Weldon wrote:
October 19, 2012

Perhaps I should not have worn a nanny skin.......

John Golding wrote:
October 19, 2012

No sir! I kid you not. My name is Billy.

charles russell wrote:
October 19, 2012

(1)hey! you don't smell like a goat! (2)look into my eyes> Now I have you in my power!

R. Reineman wrote:
October 18, 2012

Sorry, I didn't know she wa married....

Phillip A. Mason wrote:
October 18, 2012

"I'm undercover from the White House, looking for a new scapegoat to blame for the last four years."

Philip Donald wrote:
October 18, 2012

1)Sooo, you up for some tennis?2)No, I was not looking at Mrs. Goat.3)"I like you," said big goat. "Um, yeah..." said goat man.

Ed Pelleau wrote:
October 18, 2012

that's the least of my worries!!

Nick Nickoson wrote:
October 18, 2012

Hey don't I know ewe.

Tom Woods wrote:
October 17, 2012

{1}AH...Trick or Treat.?{2}Boy ..We are playing" KING of the MOUNTAIN "..NOW!!! {3}Take your "best Shot " {4}"Dude " You need to take a anger managment class! {5}Maybe some eye drops would help your condition ![6] OK...OK So your dating all the ladies up here..!!

TW wrote:
October 17, 2012

Dude, I swear I was not looking at your girlfriend!!!

Elwin C Slack wrote:
October 17, 2012

Hay! Honey, I'm home!

Kenneth Powell wrote:
October 17, 2012

Oh shoot! I wanted to get close, but not close enough to but heads with a red eyed billy.

Robert G. Welch wrote:
October 17, 2012

Helllooo, Barry!(Goat Man Caption).

Chester Choncek wrote:
October 17, 2012

Another "Goat Man" caption: ...aah, anyone know where I can find "billy"?

Chester Choncek wrote:
October 17, 2012

"Goat Man" caption: ...aah, excuse me...is this spot taken? ...or: ...not to worry, I'm just passing through.

BRUCE E HALL wrote:
October 17, 2012

so you're the one that voted for Obama

Charles A. Jones wrote:
October 17, 2012

Beware! When you walk the walk, you must talk the talk.

Gary C. Montague wrote:
October 17, 2012

Caption to Goat Man: "Hmmm.....You're not from around here, are you?"

Greg Speckman wrote:
October 17, 2012

Caption: "Is that you in there Billy?"

Rick Lamach wrote:
October 17, 2012

Pardon me...do you have any Grey Poupon?

JMW wrote:
October 17, 2012

Butt, seriously ...
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